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If you haven't ever cooked anything before, a vinaigrette is an easy place to start.
This is one of my favorite tricks. It's painfully obvious, but it works on just about anything.
This stupid smear on a plate makes shit look delicious. You'll start noticing it everywhere.
Keep these secret tricks in your back pocket to flex on plebs
That plastic cup you stole from Toby Keith's while blacked out on Fireball has got to go.
Dress your environment in a way that says "I'm on one".
Let's try and put this all together. I made some simple chicken wings, and they're ready to slang.
A brunch recipe to distract last night's Tinder date from the early-morning regret.
Iceberg lettuce is a bitch.
Peep this recipe I yanked from Blue Apron. It's an unexpected pasta to serve with your unexpected caesar. Serving straight-up spaghetti with store-bought marinara will negate any of the effort you put into the other parts of the meal.
Go forth, yung go-hard.
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Victor Nevárez aka Shaquille lives in Arizona where he makes vines, draws pilchards, and cooks fancy food every day. He is good at many things, but talking about himself is not one of them. Also, he is me. Hi guys. Sorry to trick you. It was me the whole time. I wrote this bad bio for myself.