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Organic Coffee, Farm to Table and Beyond
Rating: 4.1 out of 5(6 ratings)
59 students
Created byim Simpl
Last updated 11/2021
English

What you'll learn

  • UNIQUE, NO-BS Insight into Coffee's Boom-and-Bust Effect on Worldwide Development
  • HOW TO RESPONSIBLY Plant, Nurture, Process & Roast- Organic Coffee
  • A TASTE of the Benign Ruthless Innovative Raucous Exciting Enslaved Violent Ingenious and Blood-Soaked HISTORY of COFFEE (thus far)
  • HOW TO NATURALLY Prevent & Treat Various Coffee PESTS and DISEASES
  • ODD, ECONOMICAL METHODS to Enjoy a Great Cup of most-wonderful Organic Coffee!
  • TYPES and VARIANTS of Worldwide Coffee
  • COFFEE GROWING Practices Past & Present- Precedents and Consequences
  • SAVVY MARKETING & Sales Methods for Presenting Your Organic or Specialty Coffee to the WHOLESALE and RETAIL World & Local Market
  • DEFINING Coffee Markets- a Brief Outline of What's Out There

Course content

8 sections37 lectures3h 40m total length
  • Good! THIS IS a Course on Organic Coffee1:39

    WELCOME!

    ARE YOU as crazy about bestest-quality coffee as I am?

    THEN YOU have happened upon the correct crazy instructor,
    with a course addressing your passionate interest in

                                .ORGANIC COFFEE.

    WE GO around the world in chats, fact-finding, source-revealing,
    and general heated search, for everything which can be dug up-
    no puns here of course- on the ever-rising demand for the best-
    quality, greatest-tasting, nirvana-invoking, earth-embracing, jolt-
    awarding art and experience of the runaway
    number ONE mind-altering substance on Planet Earth.

    So come on in, the grind is poised and your cup is ready to catch
    the divine ancient beverage, that has dramatically affected in some
    manner nearly every social human on record, since the origin times of
    first pouring.

    CHEERS!

    im


  • Specialty Coffee: A Better Place9:17

Requirements

  • A LOVE for, and Fascination with, this benign and bizarre Dance we have with Coffee
  • SOME ORGANIC Farming or Earth-Care experience is helpful but not required
  • A WILLINGNESS to explore the decidedly Engrossing & Intriguing World of Coffee

Description

                                 WELCOME!

ARE YOU as crazy about best-quality coffee as I am?

THEN GET Your Coffee Smarts ON- Its ALL in HERE.
GO from ZERO to ARMED-and-AWARE in One Course.

...AND YOU have happened upon the correct crazy instructor,
with a course addressing your Passionate, Professional, Business, Farming &
Consuming Interest
in

                            .ORGANIC COFFEE.

WHAT Do You GET in this Course?

...for all you RESPONSIBLE-MINDED COFFEE LOVERS
- SOLID INSIGHTS on Coffee's Boom-and-Bust Effect on Worldwide Development
- A Consumer's Guide to choosing High-Quality Organic Coffee, produced w/o
the usual- and unnecessary- murderous mistreatments of Human Labour and Earth.
- A TASTE of the Benign Ruthless Innovative Raucous Exciting Enslaved
Violent Ingenious & Blood-Soaked History of Coffee (thus far)
- Various Types and Variants of Worldwide Coffee

...for all you ORGANIC FARMERS
- How to Responsibly and Organically- Plant, Care & Commercially Offer- Coffee
- Past & Present Coffee Growing Practices, Precedents and Consequences
- How to Naturally Prevent & Treat Various Coffee Pests and Diseases

...for all you COFFEE ROASTERS, RETAILERS & RESELLERS
- HOW High Quality Coffee gets Roasted- the artful Essentials
- GO from Field to Cup, in the Fairest, most Market-Minded fashion.
- How world-class, World-Famous Roasters and Resellers make PROFIT on
  Someone Else's coffee, when they have no fields of their own

-----------------------

WE GO around the world in chats, fact-finding, source-revealing,
and general heated search, for everything which can be dug up-
no puns here of course- on the ever-rising demand for the best-
quality, greatest-tasting, nirvana-invoking, earth-embracing, jolt-
awarding art and experience of the runaway
number ONE mind-altering substance on Planet Earth.

So come on in, the grind is poised and your cup is ready to catch
the divine ancient beverage, that has dramatically affected in some
manner nearly every social human on record, since the origin times of
first pouring        ~

                                 .BEHOLD THE ROASTER.
                                    (like, the machine itself)

THIS ROASTING BEHEMOTH - having taken me unawares as i knew
not what to expect, is a multisensory control-freak metal megalomaniac,
heating rotating and regulating green beans in her sleep while pondering
her next romantic sultraportation to the vibrationally paralleled spacefold
of her primordial homeland, while we're sleeping.

i have it in good confidence that, the mere perfection-polish of
caffeine bush seeds in virtuoso convective-radiative drum-air pirouetting
parlay, is for her the equivalent of us sidestepping a crack in the sidewalk.

still i awe.       
in steamed nirvana i stand witness.
this art of glazed transformation hath no equal.

.word.

CHEERS!

im

Who this course is for:

  • coffee lovers, organic farmers, environmentally-conscious consumers, activists and proponents of effective social change