
WTF.
Welcome to the intersection of clay pizza & insanity.
STILL.
WHAT IF you could bring the PIZZA to the PARTY?
They can't always come, don't always wanna come,
to your place after all.
THIS is the way you can do that. mobile pizzas, breads-on-site.
don't laugh, just because its funny and nonsensical and just might work.
HERE though is where the most intensely imaginative creatures
are likely to be found.
I for one wait with peculiar intrigue.
i am im. this is SimPLife.
WHY NOT??
PERHAPS the Mobile Earth Oven option is a bit zany for most.
(are you "most"?)....
- you must admit, though, Mobile has DISTINCT Advantages
over every other option -
ON THE OTHER HAND, TableTop or CounterTop Earth Ovens are as normal, common and sane as any BBQ grill or Woodstove.
WHICH is YOU?
Either Way, it's all right here, in this course.
-im
SCULPTING an earth oven for yourself introduces a grand new addition to the home experience, and also presents an ample yet little-tried opportunity for a reliable and deeper personal engagement within your own human environment.
the presentation of SimPL ovens to the community as product goes way farther than pizzas and bread. this is but one practical way in, to grow community perception of your personal integrity- an organic marketing through the doing of a useful thing nobody else does- bringing you to in-demand stability and wealth-attraction.
njoy
im
Refit a junkyard base with new wheels and metal reinforcement, add a heat reflection layer over a dirt-underbase, then test the portable earth oven at public festivals.
MOST of the oven itself in a mobile configuration, is BODY, or in short, CLAY.
most of the work to be done, therefore, is making little ones otta the big ones, as we eventually powderize our raw, rocklike earthage in preparation for water-mixing and the clay dance. the dance of course is the final prep step to turning that earthage into oven BODY.
not to get ahead of ourselves here, this vid shows the actual prepping of the clay, from rocklike raw to oven mud......
finishing up the woodbox-cum-ovenbase, by lumping in all that dance mix (did you like that clever play on wordage......its just clay mud created from the clay dance......)
we do want a solid, thick basis of clay under our oven, for a few reasons, to be discussed, but obviously we are always looking for QUALITY, and slipshod or minimal effort just aint gonna be quality, now is it.
comments yet?
While we are preparing the clay for forming the oven floor, a few considerations are
offered, to prompt us for those factors we must take into account,
when engaging in project insanity, and pushing the physics envelope
to an admirable degree, such as in creating a mobile Earth Oven.
MOVING onward, here we define the round oven bottom, by laying in the oven floor, on top of the clay base,
already occupying the rectangular woodbox. ready for upward mobility-
the mobile oven walls.......
The sand mold, or the solid form of what will soon become the chamber, is shown here in a slightly different manner of
build-up, a bit more efficient timewise and effort-wise.
GIVING the first steps on body construction, by the unique set of constraints imposed by
the mobile model.....
HERE, more strategy and possible pitfalls are examined- as tips to
consider in performing crazy earth oven projects.
THE CLAY mix/dance is again exampled, as well as cautions to prevent possible future frustrations - all offerings to keep in mind.
so, our cute lil mobile oven is in reality a FOUR layer bodysheath.....with this hands-on step by step, see how those layers go on, and why more but thinner layers is possibly the strongest you'll ever see an oven get.....
A COMPOSITE explanation here, as our insane idea grows in complexity.
FULLY sheathed and vented, we are also on the verge of mouthing a chamber evacuation.
wuhhh...
watch.
HERE WE ARE. arrived finally at the slightly nervous point of hard reality- the maiden BURN- and prudent last minute checks to keep in mind....
SO....without boring you with endless footage of burning cardboard, we pause now
for a look back on detailing the body build, to clarify those items and perhaps commit
to memory, the essential bits of this superior application of earth lowtech,
and a fully legitimate lifestyle artwork........
no joke
For most Earth Ovens, since the rest of the build is reasonably similar from one to another, suffice to say that DESIGN is SCULPT, and SCULPT is DESIGN.
translated to sensible understanding, what this means is most ovens are the same, except for adaptations which we apply, to fit them into particular environments- existing building corners, integrating them to new construction, or even setting them out in the Nature to take advantage of the Perfect Rock in the base- as a few examples there.
WHAT DIFFERS is how we sculpt each oven to take on that persona and unique personality or meaning, according to the oven owner's wishes or just what we come up with on the fly. have a gander at this vid for some tips and insights...
...though keep in mind that NOBODY can teach anybody creativity-
all i can do, for example, is discuss what has happened before, and offer mechanical techniques.
perhaps each creative inspiration is like a Divine suggestion which peaks through the fogbank of Mind, to hand us a roadmap to somewhere no one else has gone, or perhaps we are given a clue when we may be clueless.
the process or routine that each of us, as equal designers wandering about the planet, end up adopting or discovering IS exciting, though. it's not only the shiny-toy new cellphone or sport motorcycle that can give us that electric buzz when something original shows up in our lives.
what can be equally or even more "shiny" are the beheld results of our own genius- something WE make whether it was intended and calculated, copied then modified or seemingly accidental- that can fire up the adrenaline, seratonin, or (hopefully) oxytosin- and course through our veins to uplift us and encourage us to continue, go beyond, build upon, improve, even achieve excellence and mastery why not.
know that there is at least one dude out in the world who awaits this from you, almost desparately hoping that you will excel me, outdo me, show me more than a thing or two.
belittle me, embarrass me- i challenge you. I DARE YOU.
just more of the same DESIGN jabber, of what we mean by the SCULPT.
here's an exercise. ask yourself
WHAT CAN I BRING TO THIS ENVIRONMENT,
TO ADD TO THE SURROUNDINGS OR IDEA THAT HAS BEEN STARTED HERE
OR TO JOLT THE OBSERVER INTO SURPRISE,
TO FIRE THEIR OWN IMAGINATIONS BY THE SHOCK....
get into it - this is YOU now.
ohhhh yeah baby, time to awaken your inner Necromancer-
some naughty spells can be cast, banishing forever the yawning Ordinary and averageness of the Uninspired. and please keep in mind, that to some degree EVERY potential client NEEDS YOUR HELP!
give it freely, with abandon......
LIME & CLAY - A Winning Combination
Creating that natural veneer or sheathing of an Oven- that hard protection layer to prevent water spills, rain or otherwise overly-moist ambience from compromising your Oven's outer skin and sculpted artwork- is actually quick and easy.
simply mix equal parts of hydrated lime and clay, with enough water to create a thin paste- not too stiff, not too runny- that you will actually paint the oven body with. all that is needed, is a bucket to hold the mix, a stick or trowel to mix with, and a wide stiff paintbrush to paint on your plaster.
most mixes will look exactly like just clay mud going on the Oven- but wait until it dries! later on today or tomorrow, the colour will majically turn a bright white, and you're ready to use your Oven!
COLOUR- if you want a slightly different look for your New Best Friend in clay, you can mix in a little dye- preferably natural, using a rock dust or vegetable dye- to change the Oven hue to a subtle earth shade or off-white look.
Dark, bold colours are not recommended, as any cracks or chips in the finish will be painfully obvious, and maintenance of those colours is kind of a pain in the ass.
anyway, its up to you. creativity or artistic preference is not a condition owned or defined by any one of us, after all.
one hopes that by now, after allll of this has been said and done, that you have at least a grasp
of where you want to fit in the oven-schema of things-
questions to hang out with:
ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR THE NEXT CHANCE TO CREATE EVEN BETTER
ARE YOU SIMPLY RELIEVED ITS MOSTLY OVER, AND GOOD RIDDANCE
IS THE EARTH OVEN-BUILD/BUSINESS-HUSTLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOU
?
?
FEELING STUCK, in this New Reality?/ Looking to Break OUT, get CREATIVE,
seek the Wild-and-Crazy side of Imagination?
~ WELCOME TO BUILD A MOBILE OR TABLETOP EARTH OVEN! ~
~for the BASICS Please visit the lead-in course, How To Sculpt Your Own Earth Oven~
Hey, Its SimPL.
EXPAND the Arts Learned in How To Sculpt Your Own Earth Oven, with this quirky theme of making MOBILE earth ovens OR the practical theme of making TABLETOP earth ovens
SCULPT with Clay, and be Boldly Creative in adapting that to a Portable or an Outdoor Kitchen or BBQ Area Oven
REVAMP the usual earth oven Rock Base design with a strong Table, Countertop or Mobile Frame
A COURSE for DOers, not Info-Tourists. All Geeks & QuirkFolk also WELCOME
IT'S TRUE, in this Course we stuck a red-hot fire-breathing clay sculpture onto a wooden box.
wuhh... WHY?
To bring your world-class PIZZAS, BREADS & UNIQUE CREATIONS to the "SHOW", where they will be most appreciated.
After all, EVERYONE can't come to YOUR PLACE EVERYTIME........right…...
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We believe that SHOWING your perseverance, dedication to this kind of earth-loving tech- ( while YOU see the advantages you WILL REAP )
EXPOSES you to the WORLD as necessarily gifted and creatively insane enough for advancing a good thing ~and~
THIS COURSE WILL FOOL YOU.
WE DO BUILD a mobile earth oven in this course, AND
we also offer you a LOT of new angles on HOW-TO, to BUILD upon~
your already formidable know-how
as YOU plot your TAKEOVER of Global ClayTech for the GREATER GOOD!
IF this describes YOU, then WELCOME.
and let's get on with advancing our geeky corner of Ancient Tech
!!ENJOY YOURSELF out there!!
im