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Back Pain No More: Easy Fascia Release Self-Care on a Floor
Rating: 4.8 out of 5(58 ratings)
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Back Pain No More: Easy Fascia Release Self-Care on a Floor

Get looser, leaner, taller, and sexy stronger chronic pain-FREE "leisurely" at home on your own floor!
Created byPenny Chelios
Last updated 11/2021
English
English

What you'll learn

  • Gain fresh new perspective on lasting resilient well-being
  • Learn that "chronic" is reliable warning to get on your floor
  • Identify your Body Mouth Connection "bad buildup" oversight
  • Self-ignite your Hygiene Release Fascial System for Prevention
  • Review Body Bylaws that confirm lasting pain-free mobility
  • Perform "leisure floor maneuvers" that restore comfort on a dime
  • Master advanced rapid-results Self-Care "home healthcare"
  • Self-ensure your own daily spring, strive, and thrive

Course content

13 sections14 lectures1h 11m total length
  • Meet Penny Chelios and review essential Concepts of Fascia Rescue® Massage2:28

    Average-healthy-active-fit people live with chronic pain, symptoms, conditions, and disease (CPSCD).  We learn that our body is perfectly-designed to recover, heal, repair, regenerate, and have far-reaching resilience.  Yet most humans are experiencing subpar well-being.  How long must you wait to feel great?     

    My innovative manual "mass matrix release™" approach specifically targets bonded toxins and fibers in your mass matrix.  Nothing else does the same.  Empirical science confirms that "if any variables differ even a little bit from another, so too, do the end-results".  The variables of my approach are entirely unique.

    I perceive unexplained CPSCD for exactly what it is: distress signal evidence that your mass needs manual release.  A mass is a "body of good and bad matter" that bonds and binds to your fibers and bones.  Matter is bones, organs, vessels, muscles, fascia, etc. But also transport materials like oxygen, nutrients, collagen, H2O, synovial fluid, hormones, bile, lymph, nanoparticles, CO2, etc. that rely on open pathways for safe flow. 

    Your mass breeds calcification crust, lactic/uric acids, cellular waste, etc. and inhales pollens, dust, dander, dirt, etc. appx. 20,000 times a day.  Soft tissue fibers dry-out and crimp because "usage" begets fluid loss, and "flexion" begets short tight fibers in your frontside body, as well as overstretched long tight fibers in your backside body, in perpetuity, lifelong.  I refer to all of these accumulating toxins and crimping fibers as "bad buildup", collectively.  

    Bad buildup is Whole Body Fibrotic Adhesion (WBFA) in your mass.  I created Whole Body Fascia Rescue® (WBFR®) to effectively counter-control daily ongoing WBFA. Surripulation® (Së rip' ū LA shën) is pro-active SURRender and manIPULATION massage to minimize ever-accumulating and bonding fibers and toxins.

    Popular Self-Care strategies do many beneficial things.  But they do NOT equate to WBFR® to counter-control WBFA in your MASS.  Not even a little bit. If they did, Americans would have more resilience, and less CPSCD.  WBFA is perpetual.  This is why you should Surripulate® for at least a few minutes daily whenever you can.

    The word "MASS-age" begs for mass release.  Massage was defined as "friction of a mass, or dough" during ancient times by the Greeks, Latins, French, and Arabs.  Dough constitutes the fibers of your whole body fascia, muscles, tendons, and bones. 

    Massage was confirmed and created by the greatest shamans, scientists, and doctors of our world history.  Yet, Americans still shun its qualifications to deliver our best natural line of healthcare defense rewards.    

    Sir Isaac Newton's empirical Laws of Motion designate "mass, acceleration, force, and friction" to fortify mobility.  With strategic application, these components alone create a comprehensive reaction-response of energetic mass releaseDr Hippocrates (460 BC) and Dr. Ida P. Rolf (c. 1970s) both confirmed that "the human whole body needs daily massage".  Dr. Friedrich Hoffman (1708) confirmed that "applied hydraulics (suction) is required to ensure superior healing for well-being".  And Dr. Janet G. Travell confirmed "where it is, it ain't" in regard to chief complaint symptoms living distal from root offender (Trigger Point) sites. 

    Ayurvedian Medicine believes that 6 stages of DIS-ease lead to actual disease.  Also that stage one kept at bay keeps the other five away.  These confirmed stages are 1) accumulation 2) aggravation 3) localization 4) spread 5) manifestation and 6) diversification.  People identify accumulation as mental stress.  I identify it as physical WBFA.  Like plaque and tartar, WBFA is putrified and petrified accumulating bad matter in your mass.  Consistent effective WBFR® "mass matrix release™" limits your daily bad matter mass accumulation. 

    Your mass is encapsulated under thick skin.  It is equipped with approximately 5 million "exit spout" pores.  Bonded toxins can NOT release themselves.  You must friction, suction, squeeze, a.k.a. "smash and drag™" lure and coerce them out, simultaneously, with "force with force" (energy with stability) integrity.  Says your vulnerable structural mass and also the universal empirical procedure of removing bonded adhesion.

    The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) confirms that "we can reverse adhesion if we apply physical linkage and enough energy", all of which logically describes mass suction-friction pursuits that are clarified above.

    Your own body's powerful "built-in" Suction Release and Porous Excretion Systems are likely unfamiliar to you. Our education forums and wellness marketplace do not discuss or promote them at all but they are real. 

    Your deep body constituents, systems, and functions are only qualified to exist, perform, and react in your mass.  They only do so poorly amidst relentless WBFA constraints.  WBFA NEGLECT is YOU "prohibiting" the singular most elemental daily need that REVIVES and FORTIFIES your own MASS MATRIX WELL-BEING.

    Lotions and clothing reduce and nullify ALL essential suction-based friction and mass "force with force" integrity.  These confirmed non-negotiable Laws and Bylaws are based on Legacy Well-Being, a.k.a. constitutional design.  Practice this approach by directly treating your "bare" soft tissues and bones.  WBFR® "mass matrix release™" for resolve and prevention of CPSCD is only achievable by way of mass suction-friction engagement to your mass.  

    Piecemeal methods that target and treat specific isolated body parts, one-by-one, with "slippage potential" do NOT qualify (work) at all to deliver "mass matrix release™".   I cannot overstate this critical component enough.  If you follow my precise instructional lead, you will soon identify with (and respect) that WBFR® resolve and prevention tactics produce rapid resolve results like no other approach.                  

    WBFR® releases, lubricates, and elasticizes your mass to mitigate and neutralize your own unavoidable WBFA bad buildup and CPSCD.  Just like plaque and tartar on your teeth and gums, WBFA accumulation is a natural unavoidable "life circumstance" that creates deep "blockage", permanent "deformity", and CPSCD, over time.  CPSCD is exponentially avoidable with your new ongoing practice of WBFR®.   

    Your expansive floor is vastly qualified to deliver "mass matrix release™".  While you perform each leisure maneuver herein, please be mindful to always be treating your "mass".  And connect with your own reliable sense of "feel".   I invite and encourage you to keep your own WBFA accumulation at bay to keep your own surgery, pain meds, shots, PT, etc. and CPSCD away.   

Requirements

  • A yoga mat, your mostly bare body, and a "hard bare floor" (No Carpet)
  • Belief in pain-free living... despite ongoing "aging and trauma" woes
  • Grasp that leisure mass friction is "safe, effective, and essential" for resilience
  • Intention to regularly "mass matrix leisure maneuver perform"
  • Desire to "reject, reform, and purge" your own limited well-being beliefs
  • Doctor consult if you suspect any contraindication to leisure friction massage

Description

I define well-being as lifelong mobility with NO chronic pain.  My innovative safe and effective conceptual suction-friction release MASS-age methodology promotes natural self-defense medicine for lasting birthright well-being. 

I define chronic symptoms as lifesaving intel alert reminders of deep deprivation-distress.  Relentless aches, pains, inflammation, stiffness, tightness, etc. are your body's reliable reaction-responses to an underlying cause which S.O.S. SIREN SCREAMS too much "bad buildup blockage" due to deep mass fascial release NEGLECT.

I define Required Daily Needs (RDNs) to be essential H20, nutrients, exercise, rest, & rescue, a.k.a. Toddler Well-Being.  These benefits "counter-oppose" every day usage and depletion of your deep mass elasticity lube, H2O, oxygen, fuel, and spaceAbsent "brush-floss-spit" fascia release lack equals subpar "bonded-inflamed-lit" whole body mass sick-care.  

I started getting FREE daily mass Fascia Rescue® self-care on my floor in 2012 at age 48.  My self-care discovery began when I learned "fascia crimps" and "bonds" daily in my massFor 30 years I was 5'4" "stuck" in chronic back and body pain.  In just 2 weeks of leisure application on my floor, I became elastic 5'5" strong and Gumby-like long! 

Chronic pain resolution was my GOAL.  Less varicose veins, cellulite, fatigue, anxiety, vertigo, sinus issues, constipation, and restored height were my BONUS.  I used to be an old-frail-tired sack of meat and bones nosediving into declineAlive with resilient daily thrive happened once I developed cumulative mass fascia release clarity and drive.      

I apply my basic Body Mouth Link floor method to limit deformity, disease, plaque, tartar, bacteria, toxins, calcification crust, acids, etc. that daily accumulate and bond in my MASS.  IF you never grasp that deep mass fiber surfaces endure the same daily wrath as your deep mouth teeth and gum surfaces, you will likely never aim to rescue them.

Ayurvedian Medicine confirms that if daily accumulation is simply "kept at bay", all CHRONIC aggravation, localization, spread, manifestation, and diversification SYMPTOMS will leave and stay away. 

Sir Isaac Newton's "Laws of Motion" duly advise "accelerated forceful friction to a mass" to save mobility resilience.  Newton's genius "mobility laws" got shafted when Einstein's "universal energy theory" burned them into reductionism ash. 

Ancient massage is defined as "friction of a mass, or dough".  Friction is "two surfaces that scrape-resist each other".  *All "mass friction" potentials are 100% NULLIFIED with singular piecemeal tactics that use lotions, oils, and clothing by way of popular usual balling, rolling, stretching, icing, needling, etc., and standard massage. 

If you leisurely scrape-resist-dry-drag YOU and your FLOOR against each other expansively for seconds-to-minutes, your own floor can decompress, deflate, suction-plunge, and tenderize deep bad buildup gristle out of your own whole mass.  A clogged and bonded mass requires hydraulics suction to safely draw out toxins from the crevices on your deep bonesToxins that float and flow can freely exit your mass through ALL of your "exit spout" pores, and also your slow exhaling nostrils and mouthBONDED toxins will NEVER leave their warm moist habitat if YOU do not MASS-age facilitate it

ALL body constituents, functions, and systems live under perpetual strangulated blockage siege in your deep massQualified mass applications easily counter-oppose reduce-release neutralize for lasting healing and recovery

Surripulation® (Së rip' ū LĀ shën) SURRender and manIPULATION MASS-age ignites your built-in Suction Release & Porous Excretion Systems to regulate comfort and resilience every daySmash & Drag™ Self-Care is your floor method means.  Whole body Fascia Rescue® is your no chronic pain "mass fascial elasticity" gain.  Nothing else does the same.     

Get on your floor with me NOW.  I am genuinely excited to show you HOW.  It is SO EASY you will daily pain-FREE BOW.

thrive with daily resilience age 48 - age 58+ because FASCIAL ELASTICITY allows it.  ANYONE CAN DO THE SAME.  

"There is NO GAIN with PAIN; and your high tolerance to IGNORE and ACCEPT PAIN is your body's distress in VAIN".   Your deep mass and mouth KNOW their whole truth.  Chronic pain bellows reliable proof.  Don't wait to FEEL GREAT!

Penny Chelios, BA, LCMT, SELF-CARE INNOVATOR, NCTMB CERTIFIED FASCIA RESCUE® SURRIPULATER         

Who this course is for:

  • Diligent people who are done with popular pain-management pursuits
  • Active able people who can safely get down and back up off of a floor
  • Active able people looking to avoid risky pain meds, surgery, and shots
  • Natural Self-Care Seekers trying to avoid risky medical Sick Care Keepers
  • All people who "suction-friction hygiene identify" for best prevention defense